1. Bring the left leg up and cross the left thigh over the right.
2. Put on glasses even though you have 20/20 vision.
3. Bring the arms out in front and cross the right arm over the left.
4. Sip PBR ironically and/or because you’re poor.
5. Hold 5-10 breaths.
Adapted instructions from about.com.
One of the best hipster yoga poses ever…..