1. Come forward over the toes without letting the mustache touch the floor.
2. Keep the scarf engaged. The gaze is nonchalant, and slightly to the left.
3. Place potato in the pants, pick up “straight” boys.
4. Too lazy to shave legs, call yourself a feminist.
Adapted instructions from about.com.
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